getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
me in the club
me at family parties
WHAT DO U MEAN U REBLOGGED MY SELFIE WITHOUT A TAG
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done.
Never have I ever kissed a girl.
- Never have I ever kissed a boy.
- Never have I ever had sex.
Never have I ever fallen in love.
- Never have I ever cheated on someone.
- Never have I ever been cheated on.
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3