littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop)

wigwum:

me in the club

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me at family parties

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rnints:

WHAT DO U MEAN U REBLOGGED MY SELFIE WITHOUT A TAG

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna)

annie-leonhardt:

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done.

Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on.

(Source: askboxmemes)

natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

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-turntech-godhead-:

saint-jimi:

Lets get this image circulating

Homestuck rule #1 of Tumblr: you MUST reblog the father and creator of it.

(Source: dinuguan)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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ttlynotagastya:

ultigom:

did this actually happen in the game?

1500000% canon gameplay footage

ttlynotagastya:

ultigom:

did this actually happen in the game?

1500000% canon gameplay footage

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3